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The Baloney Awards

The industry's least prestigious honor. Award a Baloney to whatever you want — best tech table, worst load-out, most cues missed in a single preview. No committee. No ballots. Just baloney.

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Baloney Award for

The Baloney Award statuette2024
Baloney Award for Best Lighting for a Musical Adaptation of A TrilogyAwarded to Rory B
The Baloney Award statuette2026
Baloney Award for Worst Shopping ListAwarded to Harry